Is that all you really need?

Wine gift grifts

I’ve seen fast-spinning gizmos, magic wands, milk frothers, aerators, tampon stoppers, additive removers, miracle hangover cures, grape or region-specific wine glasses, and decanters that look like the lab equipment of a cartoony supervillain.

“I hyper-decant. You don't hyper-decant? You're just doing regular decanting?” —Connor Roy